Mothballed, the USS Enterprise was slated for demolition, a pale shadow of its former glory and overshadowed by all the shiny higher-alphabet ships that came after her. Late one night, the Enterprise was stolen, taken on a joyride by Tazer, a man with no conscience and very few morals. By sheer luck and balls, he was able to escape capture and set off into the unknown with the Enterprise, which he renamed the most ridiculous thing he could come up with. The USS Fluff was born. Abandon all canon, come join the ride. A sense of humor and a willingness not to take things seriously is mandatory.
Fluff / verb
1. entertainment or writing perceived as trivial or superficial
2. fail to perform or accomplish something successfully or well
What, you didn't get enough sleep at your post?? Fine. Here are your quarters. Invite whomever. Tazer has installed cameras in 3 of them. Are you feeling lucky?
